(Ballantine Books)
A New York Times Bestseller!!
Housewives unite! Our time to come out of our broom closets and celebrate our domestic fear, loathing or disinterest has arrived. We are the new species of housewife. We are the accidental housewife.
#1 - Cleaning
#2 - Laundry
(Tumble 'N Tone Video coming soon)
#3 - Organizing
Erma Bombeck meets Heloise on Wisteria Lane in this entertaining, how to book that will keep your house-keeping up and blood pressure down! As today’s housewives we hold the world in our palm-an electronic one and we’d rather be doing lunch then dishes. We are a new species of housewife that is not defined by our gender, marriage or career but by our household activities. We are the accidental housewife. Fear not…I’ve come out of my broom closet and will help you embrace our housewifely fear, imperfections and loathing. In my book you’ll discover how to:
• Effortlessly clean your home with the Faucet to Floor Facelift
• Conquer PMS (Pretty Manageble Stains)
• Organize your household by practicing Feng Shui our way
• Feed your family without really trying as you choose the right foods for your mood.
Plus, I share some entertaining personal tales of housewifely life, mindless exercise tips and a few buyer’s guides for the clueless that will make life on our version of Wisteria Lane (which I lovingly refer to as Hysteria Lane) more manageable! So get ready to preserve your sanity and your nails…The Accidental Housewife: How To Overcome Housekeeping Hysteria One Task at a Time is only a click away! Reserve your must have sanity saver now.
